Alex: Hey Beth, will you cut my hair with my new beard trimmer/hair clippers?
Beth: Heck no! I'll mess it up!
Alex: No you won't. I've seen them do it. I'll tell you how. I trust you.
Beth: Fine....
Alex (sitting in bathtub on a stool): Okay, run the clippers down the back of my head. I just want to cut some of the length off first.
Beth: Ooh. This is easy!
(Beth successfully trims the back of Alex's head)
Beth: Okay, it's pretty short now. I'm going to go the other way and get some more off........OOOOOPS!
Alex: What?!? What?!?
Beth (shrinking away): Errr. I'm going to go get a mirror (and a camera).
Alex (after seeing what has taken place) : Oh my gosh! I have a presentation on Thursday! What am I going to do?
Beth (in hysterics): Wait! I have an idea! (runs to other room) Now, just sit still.
(That's right ladies and gentlemen, I colored Alex's head with a black crayola marker. He didn't go for it though. He got a haircut today.)
Just wanted to share that little moment in history from our marriage.
In later news, Alex accepted the Frito Lay job in Irving, so we'll be movin' on up to Dallas in January. I'm still kind of at a loss as to what I'll be doing but I'm sure I'll figure it out. It will most definitely include some kind of higher education and/or tutoring. Yay!
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